This guy, I mean, he's practically a walking brainiac. So get this, folks: a man who was probably a little too "happy" behind the wheel got pulled over by the police in good ol' Colorado. And you won't believe what he did to prove his innocence - brace yourselves - he attempted to perform the ol' switcheroo with his beloved dog.
Yup, you heard me right, HIS DOG!
Because obviously, when you're hammered, your first thought is, "Hey, let's switch places with Fido, that'll fool 'em!" I mean, seriously, this maneuver alone should earn him the title of "Einstein of the Year." No doubt about it, this guy must have been as sober as a judge.
Pure brilliance, folks. Pure brilliance.
From WNEM:
SPRINGFIELD, Colo. (KKTV/Gray News) - It appears a man suspected of DUI in Colorado was trying to get out of the charges by putting his dog behind the wheel of the car he was driving, according to police.
The Springfield Police Department (SPD) shared details of the incident on their Facebook page. According to police, the suspect was pulled over in the Springfield area at about 11:30 p.m. Saturday. He was reportedly driving 52 mph in a 30 mph zone.
“The driver attempted to switch places with his dog who was in the passenger seat, as the SPD officer approached and watched the entire process,” part of the Facebook post by Springfield Police reads. “The male party then exited the passenger side of the vehicle and claimed he was not driving. The male party showed clear signs of intoxication and when asked about his alcohol consumption the male party ran from the Officer. The male party was apprehended quickly within about 20 yards of the vehicle.”
Police said the suspect, who wasn’t identified in the Facebook post, had two active warrants for his arrest out of Pueblo, Colorado.
The suspect was charged with DUI, speeding, resisting arrest and driving under suspension.
Can you imagine the look on the officers face when he walked up the window and a cute, fluffy dog was staring back at him?
If only someone had captured this on video...
