Ba duam bum *ching*
From WFLA:
A roofing company in Cape Coral is bringing out the big guns. Literally.
The owners of Roof EZ announced a Thanksgiving special that is turning heads in Southwest Florida. Anyone who purchases a new roof during the month of November will get a frozen turkey and an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle. Facebook reportedly removed the original post about the sale so, the company created another version on Wednesday.
“The turkey will get you all sitting at the table so you can spend time together. The roof will protect your home, and the AR-15 will protect your family,” Jason Polly, President of Roof EZ told NBC affiliate WBBH.
Polly told the news station that the offer couldn’t be better for his customers this Thanksgiving.
“I actually saw this idea; a company actually did it in Alabama,” he said. “I figured, hey, we’re in Florida. This is the most Florida thing you can do. Let’s do it.”
But rest assured, even with this deal in play, anyone looking to take advantage of it will still have to navigate the same procedures required for any firearm purchase. So, before your liberal friends hit the panic button, remind them that due diligence remains a cornerstone of the process… On second thought, don’t tell them anything and let them have a fill-blown meltdown, it’s more fun that way.
