Yes, besides the creepy stories we hear about teachers and students, we've got a new humdinger about female prison guards and the inmates they're supposed to be guarding.
That's right, in one prison in the UK a grand total of 18 women guards have been fired for having affairs with the inmates.
Is that a prison or a dating service?
Both...
The Sun reported that EIGHTEEN female guards at a single jail have been fired or forced to resign for having illicit relationships with inmates.
Three staff members at HMP Berwyn in Wrexham, Wales - dubbed the "cushiest" prison in Britain - were even caged themselves.
A Freedom of Information inquiry revealed that six employees were sacked and 12 have quit at the Category C facility, which is the largest in the UK, The Mirror reports.
All had, or were suspected of having, affairs with lags since it was built in February 2017.
Jennifer Gavan, 27, Ayshea Gunn, 27, and Emily Watson, 26, were all jailed within the last three years for getting too close to prisoners.
They were caught sending explicit photographs, having sex in cells and exchanging intimate phone calls.
All 500 employees are now given anti-corruption training in a bid to stop flings with any of the 2,100 men locked up.
A Ministry of Justice spokesperson said: "The vast majority of Prison Service staff are hardworking and honest but we are doing more than ever to catch the small number who break the rules."
A spokesperson for the Prison Service added: "Over 500 members of staff at HMP Berwyn have undertaken corruption prevention training in the last 18 months and our enhanced security is protecting the prison against attempts to smuggle illicit items inside.
And the women don't even realize they're just being used by these guys to get extra KitKat bars and whatnot.
Gee, so much for the "strong woman" feminism BS, huh? Women will fall for anything....
They can solve this real quick by not allowing women to work in men's prisons. Clearly, they can't handle it.
