Photo: Pranksters Mow a Giant Penis Into the Lawn Where King’s Coronation Party Was Held

Residents of Bath's historic Royal Crescent were surprised to wake up to find a large penis mowed into the lawn ahead of a Georgian-themed "Grand Coronation Party" to be held at the site. The impressively symmetric lawn design was hard to miss, as photos circulating online show. The Royal Crescent, known for its pristine lawn, dates back to the 18th century and is featured in the Netflix drama "Bridgerton."
 

Crop Circles have mysteriously appeared on the garden of the exclusive Royal Crescent in Bath, they say it's a symbol to mark the coronation. pic.twitter.com/uXhWYYW17b

— JmRoyle #YNWA #BLM #GTTO #LFC (@MyArrse) May 4, 2023

Despite the hilarious image, partygoers are expected to celebrate King Charles' coronation in style. It is unclear who is responsible for the lawn artwork, but it is not the first time a phallic symbol has been mowed into a public lawn in the UK. In 2011, a giant penis was mowed into a field near the village of Beckhampton, in Wiltshire, causing controversy and amusement among local residents.

This just goes to show how much average people detest elites - and it’s well deserved, today’s elites are insufferable jerks. 

The Kings Coronation went off without a hitch, and his “black sheep” so Harry also showed up solo without his Wife and appears to look “depressed.” 
 

"I think Harry feels more and more alone. He looked like he needed a hug when he arrived ... He's alone, really, with no family to speak to essentially, because he's cut off."

CBS News royal contributor Tina Brown on Prince Harry during his father King Charles III coronation. pic.twitter.com/QMtUEdnyvt

— CBS News (@CBSNews) May 6, 2023

Maybe reality is finally hitting Harry and he’s realizing everything he’s lost?

While he was at the event, his face was awkwardly blocked by his aunt’s giant feathered head gear. 

@sklarcastic When your placement is bad enough but then the hat your Aunt wears makes sure you arent seen. #coronation #princeharry ♬ Bad Blood - Taylor Swift

Perfect symbolism of Harry’s new, sad life.